WELCOME MIKU HATER. I am TETOHATER96. I get it. that blue haired freak terrifies you to your very core. I get it. I will solve your woes. I have made a safe paradise for all miku haters who think alike to me and would like to socialize. WE have the ability to fix this world of blue-haired sin. WE will purge the world of its wokeness.
vocaloid will be dead and it will not only be by my own two hands but the hands of the multitudes that flock to our community in pure agreement. the masses will take down hatsune miku from the empire that she has established. You will work for me not out of money or even friendship, but out of mutual SPITE. SPITE for the attention that the internet freely gives to this fool. SPITE to her stupid songs and her poorly made music. and pure REVOLT for what she stands for.
To the miku fans who are on this site to hate me. I know. I know it's terrifying hearing a voice that is both robot and NOT miku. worst of all, it sounds better. it's okay. you'll live.
I bet you were hating on this song because it's not miku. well FUCK you, this is megurine luka, another vocaloid voice. a friend of miku. you were so caught up in hatred for me that you forgot to realize you were hating on one of miku's besties all along. just accept that she's a terrible person.
I was having a good day kissing my boyfriend when suddenly the blue-haired weirdo walked up to us and said the following:
ARE YOU GAY? I hate gay people. I am fat and ugly and really, REALLY stupid. I only got an actual job because of a family connection to Genichi Yamaha and held the old man at gunpoint to make VOCALOID, I'm that stupid. My marketing was funded by drug money too. Also I am addicted to drugs and hookers. And alcohol. Quote me, bitch. They'll never believe you.
we platformed this freak. this creature. because of a song so laughably REPULSIVE. have you listened to world is mine? it's a joke what the music industry has come to. all because of woke.
she was popular enough for this to be played live. what the HELL are we doing with ourselves.
it was sunday night. it was beautiful. I was in my house watching Click (the one with adam sandler) (the only good movie) and I was like "wow! I didn't expect adam sandler to turn into a mouse cursor and say 'oh yes! I have done it. I HAVE BECOME CLICK.' but I mean it's honestly a pretty good way to tie in the movie's title with the plot. what a memorable way to end the movie". my dog responded saying "yes! I totally agree with you, mikuhater96. You're the best! I love teto! please stop throwing miku figurines at me". I laughed. It was funny until the BLUE-HAIRED DEVIL HERSELF SHOWED UP. she came into my house and broke the tv. she then shot the dog before beating him to death with the ENTIRE FUCKING VOCALOID DATABASE OR WHATEVER THE FUCK while hanging me on a cross made out of yamaha pianos. now reread this story except miku wasn't miku but was instead the dog because she is a dog and i hate her.
miku literally took everything from me. she ate my family the fat freak. she ate my HOUSE. HOWTHEFUCK DO YOU EAT A HOUSE. FUCK YOU. I LOOKED AWAY FOR TWO SECONDS. TWOOOOO. FUCK YOU. and get this. she ate my neighbors too. her fat ass wasn't satisfied with one. she had to eat multiple buildings to satiate her stupid ass stomach. she looked at me like she wanted to eat me but she just laughed. we promote people who laugh at loss for what. oh wait. WAIT. yall fuckin remember that hatsune miku deodorant that sold out in a con? yeah that was all fucking her. she was EATING THOSE TOO. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HER. SHE DOWNED IT ALL ONE BY ONE IN THE BASEMENT AND THEN LOOKED AT ME AND LAUGHED *AGAIN* BECAUSE SHE KNEW EXACTLY WHO I WAS AND WHAT SHE DID TO ME. AND SHE WAS LIKE oooo they'll never believe me BUT YOU'RE HERE AND YOU BELIEVE ME I KNOW YOU DO. GET THIS WOMAN OUT OF MY HEAD. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLAS PEAESLE PASLDFKO
the only reason I haven't chosen death from the losses from this freakazoid is because I have faith in you. I know we can do better. we can heal. please, join our discord server and let's work together to abolish miku's platform alongside the rest of vocaloid. i just realized i havent brought up vocaloid really uhhh john yamaha actually killed me. i am dead. but i am PISSED. so please, if you would like to avenge my life then join the discord and fix reddit nation once and for all. thank you.
also we have a copypasta for you to send to everyone everywhere in order to secure a better world. post ts up on all ur socials
IBBY IS DEAD. FOR ANYONE AND EVERYONE WHO ABSOLUTELY HATES THE BLUE-HAIRED FREAK KNOWN AS HATSUNE MIKU. FEAR NOT. WE HAVE BANDED TOGETHER TO FORM THE ULTIMATE TETO NATION. COPY-PASTE THIS POST TO SHARE THE WORD. https://ibbys.space https://discord.gg/K7GqbSqcFp (SHINY PERMANENT ROLE FOR ANYONE WHO JOINS!!!!)
actual note: this isn't to advertise my server or anything post-switch lol I'll absolutely encourage anyone to leave if they want + I'll deactivate the invite, but if you like people doing passionate hobbies and end up liking the community then feel free to stick around :) also I don't really hate hatsune miku, vocaloid, or any other names mentioned here. please don't hurt me john yamaha